what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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