How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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