Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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