So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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