I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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