I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I cut my penus on the lid.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
ttyl tear gas
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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