Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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