hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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