Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?