I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.