I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.