Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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