I heard we made out
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
