Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
His nipple licking is glorious
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