Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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