Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Everyone says I win the strip club
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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