Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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