my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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