remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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