so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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