I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
