I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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