He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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