2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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