She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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