He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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