So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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