Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wish you could order shots online.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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