she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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