I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You ate ashes out of my bong
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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