I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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