I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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