So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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