yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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