he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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