I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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