I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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