I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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