I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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