he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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