That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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