Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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