In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
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i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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