i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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