What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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