Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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