you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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