I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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