Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
