You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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