I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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