I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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