id be glad to
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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