dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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