Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
this will be a night to untag.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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