i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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